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Late This Morning
E-Mail Chain:
Me: “I’m stuck sitting in the middle of the bridge, traffic is going nowhere. I’ll be in a little late.”
Boss: “That stinks. Can you get to another bridge?”
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"I think the best way for our Christmas card to go viral is to have some kind of send to friend option like Monkey Mail or Elf Yourself"
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"I’m not into consistency for consistency’s sake."